You Can Now Get Emergency Condoms Delivered at the Click of a Button
We've all been there... moment set, candles lit, solid Netflix and Chill session going, and bang—you realise you're a condom-bereft, unsafe sex moron.
Amazon will now act as your hook-up wingman though, delivering you emergency condoms at the push of a button—really.
OK, so the Trojan-branded Amazon Dash button—which lets you order a box of condoms without logging into your computer or picking up your phone—isn't going to help you (safely) get your rocks off straight away, but it will help ensure the next time you're about to get lucky won't end in such embarrassing fashion.
One of 80 new Amazon Dash buttons added to its instant order roster, the Trojan-friendly control is joined by Doritos, Gatorade, Huggies, and Tide buttons.
While you never need be without condoms again, the Trojan Dash button poses another problem—no potential partner is going to be impressed with your seriously promiscuous ways when they see an emergency condom button next to your bed. Hmm...