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How to Get a Stronger Morning Boner and Keep the Lady Happy!

Did you know that there is a correlation between the morning wood and the way you sleep during the night? Well, there is, just like there it is a correlation between an impressive erection and a happy lady by your side!

 

A stronger and longer erection is the dream of every man and woman, we may add. That’s why here we come, giving you some pointers regarding the perfect sleep positions that are helping you maintain a perfect morning glory.

And think how important is the morning erection, especially when you have just spent the night in the company of a gorgeous escort or if you are in the middle of a sexy getaway with a horny companion!

A good night sleep and a correct position while in bed are the key ingredients to an impressive boner. So next time you plan on spending the night in the company of a lovely elite companion, try to get plenty of rest and try these sleeping positions:

 

 1.      The crab or the starfish

 

Lay on your back in bed, put your arms up, above your head and spread the legs apart - this is the starfish! If, while on this position you choose to bend your legs, then the position turns into the crab.

It is a very liberating position, during which you feel free, unconstrained and relaxed and this favors your body to relax and experience as many as three to five erections during one night.

So, next time you plan a sleepover with a classy escort, try to be well rested and to experience this position. Surely in the middle of the night or early in the morning, you’ll find your soldier saluting the flag and your date will wake up to a yummy view!

 

2.      The cuddling baby

 

Lay on your right side in the way a baby cuddles – with your knees pulled up, the arms in front of you and elbows bent in. This is also known as the fetal position.

Because of the great degree of comfort that this position is offering you, your sleep quality will be highly improved and also your overall health.

The blood is flowing your body and makes its regular checkup and you will feel completely relaxed and horny.

 

3.      The spooning couple

 

Take that sweet, gorgeous escort of yours and spoon with her. It won’t take long until you’ll poke her from behind with your big and impressive erection.

The explanation is simple – the way her round, big bootie sits comfortable in your pelvic area, right where your dear friend lays down to rest is definitely going to be a turn on!

 

A big no-no: sleeping with your face down, on your stomach!

You don’t want to crush the “little guy” so stay away from this sleeping position.

Laying on your stomach, with your head tilted to one side and the arms under your head is a position good to combat snoring but not good for your potential boner because you’ll discover that if you have an erection it will be squeezed down by the mattress, by your own body weight!

 

So, dear gents, next time you plan on having a sleep over or a sexy getaway with an exclusive, high class companion, and you want to bring you’re A game and be in top shape, watch your sleep and the way your body is positioned in bed.

This way you get to impress the lady with your massive boner and your crazy sex drive.

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